Hi mommy!

“I do what he does, just slower.”

Obviously it’s from Captain America:Winter Soldier! Sam, aka Falcon, says it to Fury. Yes I got your package and I loved it. The only thing was that you sent me a skirt instead of my other comfy pants. But thanks! I loved the food and my sista friends had a good laugh about
almost everything being organic. Their moms are into organic and essential oils too so it wasn’t a mean laugh.

No, I did not bludgeon an elder! It was someone else. I don’t know when dad sends you the big email I write, but if you want it directly I can send it to you. Everything I write you about connects to that so it would be helpful if you read it first!

If you get a chance you should contact Jen Washburn because Amanda is here on her mission! I saw her a few times and we’ve talked but I’m not sure if she recognizes me.

I really wish you could meet my comp! I know I’ve said it before but she’s the best! I’m 100% positive that she was heaven sent to me. She totally reminds me of McKenna Thorup. My favorite thing she’s said this week was when we were talking about how she was burping so much on Friday and I said I was glad it was coming out the top end. Her reply was “yeah, you probably wouldn’t like me that much if my butt-hole was on fire all the time.” I laugh so hard every time I think about it! She’s a little edgy, her words not mine, but she’s also really spiritual. And she’s not really that edgy now, but looking at picture from before and hearing stories she was before. It makes me have hope for some of the girls I’ve thought were edgy growing up. It also made me realize I shouldn’t judge girls that dress immodestly or
use a little more colorful language because they totally can change! She’s now on a mission to save souls! I love you and miss you lots! Send me pictures when you buy new furniture and finish organizing.

Sister Schroeder